Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Zara's awareness

Zara is not bothered when I'm around her naked. In fact, she behaves as though it's the most natural thing to do. When we shower together, she loves asking me to carry her, and she'll cling to me like a koala and lay her head on my shoulder. She probably likes the skin touch skin feeling. The strange thing is, when Daddy is around her naked (even just being topless), she would say, "Daddy shame shame, never wear baju (Malay: clothes)". If Daddy is topless, she would not let him hug her. She would just say, "Don't want" without giving a reason ("Becausssssssss.. don't want" she would say). We tried this a couple of times, and the behaviour is always the same. I really wonder why. ~~~~~~~~~~~ . ~~~~~~~~~~~ I tried to check if she knows the different between a man and a woman one day. So I asked her, "Mummy got petpet (Chinese : female organ) or not?" Zara answered, "Got. Like Zara. Zara got petpet." And then I asked her, "Daddy got petpet or not?" Zara answered, "No. Daddy don't have. Daddy got pineapple. Got hair one." I laughed till I had tears in my eyes. Daddy's definitely doesn't shape like a pineapple, I don't know how she even connect the two.

41 comments:

domestic rat said...

Pineapple?!?! That's huge!!!

may said...

omg, that's hilarious! hairy pineapple! LOL!!

L B said...

I cant order a pinacola w/o thinking of Zara's daddy anymore....

sesame said...

Hahaha...Zara is super funny. Exactly what sort of pineapple has she been eating or seeing?

Cocka Doodle said...

Does daddy wear one of those pineapple-shaped gourd at home?
You know, like those worn by the Papua New guineans?

MamaBoK said...

Hhahahahha!! now i have tears in my eyes..!! ;)

Simple American said...

Zara is cute. A pineapple is it. Interesting how she is aware and the choices she makes. What a girl. :)

jazzmint said...

kekeke...pineapple pulak :P. Funny how kids relate one thing with another huh. you should probe further mah, ask why pineapple...u may see the creative side of her :)

Egghead said...

Zara just created a new term in addition to dick, wheeny, little general etc.

and at such a tender age! LOL!

domesticgoddess said...

ROFL!!! now i can't stop laughing!!!

beckysmum said...

hahaha... I am like an abnormal fellow laughing alone while looking at my PC...

Jesslyn said...

Hahaha, this is real funny!
Both my girls never see their papa naked before, so i dont think they will link it to any other item.

See Fei said...

got bath tub at home? maybe a family soak will allay Zara fear of daddy pineapple?

HMom said...

Thats funny - pineapple!!!!!

blurblur said...

Wahahaha...hairy pineapple?!? You've got one funny cute little girl...i just can't stop smiling...hehe..;p

cp1 said...

LOL oh dear zara..u brighten my day thanks zara's mama

Robin said...

hmmm... I would think she had mixed up her fruits name.

I think she mean banana

YL said...

buahahaha... must be due to her funny formula of pine cone = pineapple and stuff... or has she been relating it to pineapple slices???

geetha said...

Pineapple?!
LOL! Damn funny lah she..
*still laughing*

LaundryAmah said...

hahahaa..so farnieee...this reminds me of my son. the last time i showered together with him was just recently and daddy said pls..no more ok?? hahhahaa..no need to elaborate y ler..anyway makes me sad lor but now i hv my girl..hehehhehe..

Pink Cotton said...

omg!

HAHAHA...

well..i think children somehow will have a closer bond with their moms.its inevitable :)

IMMomsDaughter said...

Kah kah kah so farny, why call it pineapple?

Sasha said...

OMG!! SO FUNNY LA!
PINEAPPLE!!! Why? Why ? Why a Pineapple?

chanelwong said...

very funny the way she describe it...

Irene said...

Funny kid.

AsleyLee said...

Haha..first time heard that XXX is pineapple! How nice of her description!

Zara's Mama said...

Domestic Rat,
That’s what Daddy thought too.. He was so happy.

May,
*giggle together with May*

LB,
*ahem*

Sesame,
The real real pineapple.. Daddy buys that a lot from the market… but how she connected the two, I have no idea.. Maybe like what YL said, she thought it looked like a porcupine, but b’cos she always mixes up porcupine with pineapple, so she said it’s a pineapple.

Cocka,
Daddy’s one is BIG like pineapple la.. you don’t be jealous ok?

Mamabok,
*pass you the tissue*

Simple American,
She’s a funny one, my girl.

Jasmine,
Haha.. I should have.. but I don’t want to make ‘those things’ such a big topic for discussion just in case she gets very conscious.

Egghead,
Haha.. but I think not many ppl can have a ‘pineapple’ there though. :P

Domestic Goddess,
Hee hee

Beckysmum,
Haha.. kids are so good in making us laugh.

Jesslyn,
Aiyo.. how come? Papa consciously don’t go naked in front of them? Btw, topless leh?

See Fei,
Daddy always very worried she’ll pull his pineapple la.. So he dare not take bath together with Zara. :P

Hmom,
Totally no resemblance hor?

Blurblur,
Yeah.. my little girl has got a funny sense of humor..

Cp1,
Wait till Nellie make you laugh with her jokes. :P

Robin,
Oh no.. she knows what a banana is.. and what a pineapple is.. but she may have mixed up porcupine (which looks more like the male thing with all the hair) with pineapple.

YL,
Yeah.. I think she mixed up porcupine with pineapple… :P
She has not tasted pineapple before, but since loads of them in the market and at home when we bought them back.

Geetha,
Yeah lor.. that’s my sex education from her. :P

Laundryamah,
Haha.. your hubby so sensitive ah? Aiyah.. I think it’s ok to be ‘natural’ in front of the kids.. as long they haven’t entered puberty. But that’s my take la.

Pink Cotton,
Yeah.. and some more she was breast fed until 18mths, she’s seen lots of my top. :P

Immomsdaugther, Sasha,
Either she mixed up pineapple with porcupine or to her.. it looks like pineapple, I don’t know. :P

Channelwong,
Yeah.. she’s one funny girl.

Irene,
Yeah.

Hui Sia,
Hee hee.. Daddy so happy.. thinking that maybe she was referring to the size. :P

Allyfeel said...

Haha...Ooops! Bb has to cover his pineapple if he is in front of Zara to avoid that remarks. :)kekekeke!

What a creative gal.

mumsgather said...

Pineapple! Ouch! Ouch! Not painful meh for you. Muahahahahaha.

TWO LITTLE FELLAS said...

haha....little zara is so cute, m'dear.
hhmmmm..very interesting what she can come up with...very smart :)

Samm said...

Pineapple..... sei lorrrr, hahahahahahahahahaha. So, that's what u've been having all along...... not prickly meh??????

Zara's Mama said...

Allyfeel,
Better.. but maybe for little boys, she’ll say like worms. :P

Mumsgather,
Not ouch ler.. Argh!! Song! Kakakakaka.

Two Little Fellas,
Yeah.. creative mind.. but sometimes don’t know got relevance or not.

Samm,
Yes.. jealous leh.. :P

aVieo0o said...

Hahahaha Pineapple cos got hair, what abt mummy's? Hairless?

*cheeky*

joannsdaily.com said...

Hahahaha....I've had a tiring long day and your post gave me the 'laugh of the day' ..haha! That's the creativity we adults can never imagine. Amazing :D

Vien said...

LOL! I have to give it to your girl, she is darn creative.

See Fei said...

That is good (pulling daddy's p-apple) hahaha... learning the art of foreplay early in life. Tell daddy that his contribution to Zara sex education. Do while he still can ie Zara still young hor!!

mom2ashley said...

LOL! Pineapple?!

Contented Mum said...

Zara's answer is so candid! :)

Zara's Mama said...

Avieo0o,
Shhh.. *pointer on lips*

Jo-ann,
Thank you. Only a child can think from this angle.

Vien,
*ahem*. must be my genes

See Fei,
Aiyo.. no wonder you wanted your child to be boy ler.. So young sex education meh.. You never see my post about her (when younger) inspecting Daddy’s thing with a tool?

Moms2ashley,
Envy leh?? :P

Contented mum,
Only she can come out with such answers.

13th Panda said...

PINEAPPLE with HAIR?@@ LOL!! really funny la...if zara can't be lawyer, mayb she can try to become a comedian..LOL

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